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Destroy That Useless Moon

I’m really sick of seeing that obnoxious moon all of the time. It just sits there in the sky with all of its’ craters; it doesn’t even have a proper name. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “we should use the moon as a test model for destroying a potential asteroid in the future. We could either destroy it with a nuclear weapon, or even get some powerful rockets to push it away into space. The tides aren’t really needed anymore because it’s 2009 and anyone who likes tides needs to see the dangers to them. For example if you are buried in the sand and left on the beach, you could die at high tide. However, with the moon gone the world would be a much more peaceful place.